List Of Postbreakup Pick-Me-Ups
{it's been like 2 months}
1. a huge serving of Ben &Jerry's
Phish Food
2. a good cry
3. a whole pint of Ben &Jerry's
Chunky Monkey
4. watch any movie where a lying, cheating
guy gets it bad in the end
5. a whole gallon of Ben &Jerry's
Coffee Toffee Crunch
6. taking any momentos or gifts he gave you
&ripping, breaking, flushing, torching
or shooting them with a weapon
7. a truck full of Ben &Jerry's
Cherry Garcia
8. working to pass some sort of legislation
that banishes all men from this country
{except Ben &Jerry, they can stay}
i cannot cannot cannot believe this
I AM SO STUPID
i've got this amazingly caring,
sweet, cute guy .
but i refuse to get over the
lying, cheating bastard from like
4625265239 years ago.
wake up audrey !
-slaps myself